<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:32:20.953-07:00</updated><title type='text'>darkness realms</title><subtitle type='html'>seat of darkness, bear witness to the fact that some of the quotes here do not represesent the views of the writer.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>29</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-114951577815514229</id><published>2006-06-05T06:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-05T06:56:18.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'>STC and PLTC</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I have returned!  From the camps that stretched from Friday to Thursday.  Yes.  STC and PLTC.  Quite fun ah, those two camps.  This post, like all others, may contain content which might be offensive to certain readers so if you don't want to read you can go do your own thing instead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, our PLC has a problem.  Many members identify the CCA people as the "best men".  This is quite a wrong belief to take, in my opinion.  The CCA people do indeed have better skills, or perhaps are more outstanding but I must say that some of them, at certain moments, can be very ego.  As in they think they are better than everyone else.  The CCA people also broke the continuity of the STC somewhat but here I must thank the CCA people for covering up for us.  Without them there would have been almost noone teaching the future sixers and then we would be in big shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another problem.  The next PLC after ours will have big problems too.  I can see many of them don't know their knots and hitches, and also let certain people do everything while they "support the spars".  I mean, I dont claim to be an expert or anything at knots but seriously, please learn how to tie the clove hitch.  Anyway, I'm getting bored of this post so I'll quickly end of with the statement that without a doubt, Penguin has identity problems.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-114951577815514229?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114951577815514229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114951577815514229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2006/06/stc-and-pltc.html' title='STC and PLTC'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-114847658324315653</id><published>2006-05-24T05:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T06:16:23.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Today</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Bah.  Today&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;we has the Lee Li Eng (hope I spelt correct) speaker of the year competition.  The winner for Chinese scholars was a damn pro hacker.  Seriously he spoke like he was conducting some pre-election rally.  I think he should go join PAP or WP or something already la.  After every sentence then he pause and every go clap hands.  Later this girl tried to copy when she paused no one clapped so she got pwnned damn funny.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;And then after that Joel and I went to ks the humans notice board.  After the competition we chong all the way to the board only to find that even more ks ppl were there first.  But we managed to ks and cut by asking jerrold to help us fill up our names.  Thx Jerrold.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;And that after that I had to stay back for our DP 2's talk for the eleven of us who were selected for character development interviews.  Only a few ppl turned up and Crawshaw was rather late.  We were told we were outstanding in our fields and I was like ...  Outstanding at what???  Anyway can't tell what we actually heard from the talk in case it turns out to be really confidential and i get into big trouble.  haha shouldnt be the case but safer to err on the side of caution.  The DP 2 was very funny la, always make a lot of jokes and stuff.  It is better to use mild language to tune myself up for the interview now so please remind me if I ever say anything that sounds remotely vulgar for tomorrow and Friday, k?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-114847658324315653?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114847658324315653'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114847658324315653'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2006/05/today.html' title='Today'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-114838416711624723</id><published>2006-05-23T04:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-24T05:55:40.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Class Owting</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Today was the class outing. We initially intended to watch da Vinci code but due to some problems we went to go lan. Those stupid fags didnt let us in cos we were under 16 la. Eventually we found this place at Tekka and played DOTA there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I played 1 v 1 against Weihua and i got pwned. My first game I played Chaos Knight against Syllabear and I died damn badly. My second game I pwned Weihua at first with Phantom Lancer but eventually lost to Lycan, which is damn imba hax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;After that I went to Marcus' house to play bnet and then those assols kept quitting the game. My sniper got dieded cos I kept clicking wrongly. Then later i played beastmaster then averyone left game so i also zhao. Finally I played Sillabear and I actually did quite well, and nearly managed to ks some other guy. Lol I managed to destroy like two towers before my mom came. Its quite diff to destroy towers la, cos at that time my syllabear ultra low level. Anyway I created a new bnet account and I thought up a very interesting user name. Prepare to see me, those in clan dkmp one day. I'll pwn allz of jooz muahahaha. I'll set up my own noob clan and then i laugh when my clan members realise that actually i suxorrz and that they all dieded in their clan. That'll be damn funny la.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-114838416711624723?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114838416711624723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114838416711624723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2006/05/class-owting.html' title='Class Owting'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-114830578653133515</id><published>2006-05-22T06:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-22T06:49:46.546-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Retard kings</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Walao today I realised how retarded mainers were or at least some IP mainers.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I seriously have no idea how they got in.  They made Alvin Tan so pissed that I can't even hear what the hell Alvin Tan was saying and can't copy what was in the presentation.  I think those guys should seriously have been punished as they need to see that that kind of behaviour is really unacceptable and as such they have to change their attitudes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway on a lighter note.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went down for scouts today after school for briefing and clean up den.  I'm 2IC for knots game which I think is pretty good but wish I could have gotten a position that would help me get scribe, which by the way is impossible for me to get since everyone thinks I'm not running for anything or maybe ASPL :P, which I am not running for duh.  Hmmm, after the briefing cum (dirty minded lah, peter) cleaning up, I played soccer with Clement, Naga, Weng Yew, Ting, F Thong and Penguin and Me Marcus F Thong and Penguin owned them 5-4, with me scoring like 4 goals.  Naga was quite pro but the other team sometimes tried to get too fancy with their game and that cost them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also believe whole heartedly that Junyi enjoys male bondage with men seeing that he always uses the broom to try and beat me up, which is also a symbol of female subservience to males, thus making him a submissive.  I bet he engages in BDSM with Isaac Lim, who was being weird in Chinese last time cos when our Chinese teacher talked about bringing a cane to school to cane us he started shouting "BDSM!!!" and she was damn confused like huh what?.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Penguin is seriously retarded he thinks that he was sucking Chin Hian's crotch (maybe he was actually), cos Chin Hian asked him to support his feet when he wanted to climb a wall and Penguin started putting his face in Chin Hian's crotch when Chin Hian was trying to climb the wall.  What a stupid perv.  I might as well state here that Penguin vomited during breakdancing.  Penguinism is a completely retarded concept and I understand the anti-global warming part but I seriously don't understand the anti-polar bear part.  Anyway Penguin is a retard who failed 6 subjects so he's a loozer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tarah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-114830578653133515?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114830578653133515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114830578653133515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2006/05/retard-kings.html' title='Retard kings'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-114803959154426899</id><published>2006-05-19T04:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T04:53:11.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yesssss!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I'll scrap the stupid quotes thing.  It's retarded and I can't be bothered to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;YESSSSSS! Haha I feel euphoric.  I got 71.3 average, I dunno if you will believe, but I did.  And managed to scrape 35 points but it would be better if I had managed 36, which was my target.  Anyway...  Good enough lah.  I can't remember the exact format I used for my old posts, so I'll just talk cock.  I also promise to get my tagboard up and running again soon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;So now for my results...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Lang Arts  64&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;IHS 93&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Physics 71 (Provisional)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;History 67&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Chemistry 80&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Chinese 64&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;C Maths 70&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;A Maths 56&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;It could be better la, but my results are a work in progress, so can't expect it to be too good right?  Anyway I'll beat Adwyn in Maths next time Grrrr...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-114803959154426899?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114803959154426899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/114803959154426899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2006/05/yesssss.html' title='Yesssss!!!'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-112934966442700565</id><published>2005-10-14T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-14T21:14:24.436-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Make sure blog not frozen because inactive</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Yo!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I'm back! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Those stupid exam setters think they can make me mug but they CANT!!! What do I care if I get like 55 average, I'm already in IB anyway.  And theres this fat guy who says ill beat him.  I say, "Fat hope, fat dude!"  All the papers SHOULD be easy if I really made an effort to mug.  Anyway can still get A in like some subjects so who cares lah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Yesterday was Govind's loser party at Pandan Valley.  Kartik the short short guy turned up and got accosted by Darren, who told him anti-jokes.  And Crawshaw started stalking Lena Yeo.  It was damn interesting, especially when Lena Yeo threatened to deduct marks from Mr Papparazi Shaun.  Then she started reciting the index numbers and the names then I was like OMG SHE KNOWS MY INDEX NO.!!!!!  Anyway I never did anything to her.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;We played basketball for awhile, which sucked because the court was frikkking slippery and I slipped when I tried to shoot, I slipped when I tried to steal, I slipped when I tried to rebound, etc etc.  And then I became so sad because all my marshmallows diappeared! They were MINE!!! and i only got to eat 2. ok fine 4.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway theres a party today, which like almost noone is going to.  Goving will be so sad because Yi Kai is not going.  Loser.  Actually I don't want her to go, but I tried to convince her, because of Govind.  I want to slack now.  Next year I shall try getting 50 at midyear then 70 endyear to get best improvement award.  Like now my max improvement from midyear will be like 5 points, so unless I get like 80 theres no way  I can win the award.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Now I shall talk about my f***ed up soccer team.  This is the list of players.  We suck.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;1. Andy GK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;2. Shaun CB&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;3. Cleon/ Xi Min CB&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;4. Mong CDM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;5. Keet Lam LW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;6. Eka RW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;7. Me (c) ST&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Its so horrible, I'm like star player, captain etc etc.  Even if we got Jose Mourinho to manage us I bet we'd lose like 5-0 to everyone.  And the match is only 15 min.  Besides, Andy has a frikking broken finger and hes the goalie!  How's he going to save anything without breaking his finger again? I shall now count the number of people who cant kick the ball properly.  Thats two firstteamers and two reserves.  Our team is shot.  Mong kicks the ball very badly too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-112934966442700565?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112934966442700565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112934966442700565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/10/make-sure-blog-not-frozen-because.html' title='Make sure blog not frozen because inactive'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-112384684497999560</id><published>2005-08-12T04:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-12T04:40:44.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tucky's censorship</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Tucky's reflexes are real slow!" - Kyle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Today Tucky showed us an R-rated movie on Merchant of Venice.  It contained nudity, which was necessary, for historical accuracy.  But what was dumb was the stupid censorship Tucky tried to do, which involved carrying a bag and covering the "strategic areas".  The dumb thing is that his reflexes are so slow that when by the time he tries to cover anything, the whole class has seen it.  Tucky's damn weird lah!  And Cleon was really upset about missing the "porn" because Lena Yeo asked him to leave the class half-way (actually nothing happened other than the commentary but don't tell him).  Anyway technically this is not porn.  There is never any porn in R-rated movies.  I wish I was in 2.12, then I can see Peter's reaction when watching the movie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-112384684497999560?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112384684497999560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112384684497999560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/08/tuckys-censorship.html' title='Tucky&apos;s censorship'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-112330857541921967</id><published>2005-08-05T23:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-05T23:09:35.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Paedophile</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"We came up with this because we were bored." - Darren&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Limzy just created a new song.  This is basically dedicated to Eka.  You might find this interesting:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Paedophile, Paedophile,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;See how fast he runs!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;The cops after after him,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;cos he touched my son!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-112330857541921967?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112330857541921967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112330857541921967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/08/paedophile.html' title='Paedophile'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-112158027926012488</id><published>2005-07-16T22:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-16T23:04:39.266-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Abseiling duty at ACJS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Pri 2 ACSJ guys are damn sick" Me, Owman and Randy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Yesterday I went for abseiling duty, 9 - 6.  It was rather boring, but I had a lot of time for break.  Only problem, we only had like 15 bucks and everything there was so expensive that there was nothing to do.  So Owman and I only did ticketing duty, then after that we went off to slack.  Luckily, Owman and I found 20 bucks under the collection box and we split half-half.  Turns out that was the refund cash but I mean, they didn't tell us, so not our faults.  We spent 30 min playing halo 2, in which for twenty min owman thrashed me, and then after that this weirdo pri school guy thrashed all of us by one hit killing us with a SMP (how the weirdo did it I dunno).  The relevance of the quote shall now be explained.  In the halo 2 classroom, which was a p 2 classroom there was this guy who wrote a poem about a "harry bear" called "Barry" who "crashed the lady's cherry".  If you don't understand, never mind but it's damn vulgar lah.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;I had a good time teasing Dwayne about his three girlfriends, who incidentally sent in a priority song dedication, message being ACS(I) guys suck.  I shall omit my feelings about this matter from this blog.  I also got Yongjun and Dwayne's number, and I posted on a certain someone's blog to tease/taunt the person, so overall a productive day.  CIP points, woohoo!  Also, the food there is pretty good.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-112158027926012488?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112158027926012488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112158027926012488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/07/abseiling-duty-at-acjs.html' title='Abseiling duty at ACJS'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-112125133740850138</id><published>2005-07-13T02:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-13T03:42:17.416-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Posting from spite</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"There&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;are two niggers and two mats in our class" - Mong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Hi.  I am posting to try and piss Juztin off.  Whatever I do, I do from spite.  However, I pledge not to swear.  Anyway, I'm not posting cos there's so much to blog about, I just don't blog.  It's much easier.  Anyway this is very boring so I don't advise you to read the entire thing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Ok.  I shall pick up where I left off.  Anyway I went to Vietnam in the June hols.  It was damn boring.  The shopping is cheap lah, and the accomodation was really good (We got a suite for free cos my Dad's company owns the hotel).  Food was pretty good, quite worth lah, anyway.  Then there's the flight, damn sad, so boring, I watch too much air-crash investigation nowadays.  National Geographic, 10pm, tuesday.  It's really good.  So was the flight, food good, service good, pity there's no crash.  MARCUS IS RICH!  Sorry.  Couldn't resist.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;So when I came back to Singapore, there was a really boring period of time.  Then I had a fever on Friday night after the first week of school.  Weekend, can you believe it?  At least I can pon school.  To date, I have been booked four times for playing truant.  Ok, joke.  Never mind.  So, recently I've been playing basketball and missing like hell.  I can't remember when I've ever been this bad.  I want to crash off the stupid hoop.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Recently I became bankrupted.  No cash whatsoever and a ton of cash in debt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;And I'm saving the best for last.  Sooman's face!  He came to school with a super str&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;etched and shiny face.  Even Mazlind thought "OMG is he gay?" actual quote.  Anyway, turns out he has a skin disease that he got from scuba diving with his friends (I wonder if it's an activity he performed during the trip, get my drift?).  LEFT RIGHT SOOMAN!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-112125133740850138?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112125133740850138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/112125133740850138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/07/posting-from-spite.html' title='Posting from spite'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111813277874806270</id><published>2005-06-07T01:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-07T01:26:18.753-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Basketball</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Shuqun is big, but not organised." -Weng Yew (?maybe wrong spelling?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Shuqun damn pro.  Dunno why nowadays don't really feel like blogging.  Anyway, Shuqun owned everyone thrashing all other six teams.  Sheesh.  Chinese people very pro at basketball.  Malay people own everyone in street soccer.  Indian winner at cricket.  Roughly like that lah.  In the end we finish fourth out of seven teams forfeiting first match due to lack of players.  So shit right?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Then went to Long John's for lunch.  Free food, sponsored by Messr Patrick Soo.  Patrick Soo damn cool, buy 100-plus for basketball team.  Everyone in our team quite screwed up.  I got injured because some stupid fat (muscular)Shuqun guy rammed into me.  But generally I like Shuqun I think they display good sportsmanship even though they're good, not like fat (obese) Wayne Rooney.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;*The writer uses poor grammar due to laziness, rather than genuinely poor English.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111813277874806270?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111813277874806270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111813277874806270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/06/basketball.html' title='Basketball'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111744564729768009</id><published>2005-05-30T02:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-30T23:11:55.353-07:00</updated><title type='text'>To hell and back</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"If you can survive this, you can survive anything in life...this is nothing compared to army." - Scouter Lai Chan Hong&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Just went to PLTC.  Firstly, I shall elaborate on what went right.  David Tan got tortured!  Yay!  What else?  Hmmm... I didn't have to clean the toilet, but that's all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;What went wrong?  Everything, from stupid morning inspection to water parade to crap food to PT and touching the stupid legendary wall, and bloody fire drill.  Crowning glory?  Everyone from my f---ing patrol spoke Chinese and there was a failure in communication except with the ACS guys. Yeah. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;And by the way, none of this "Patrol Leader" crap applies to our school.  The patrol system is different, the discipline standard is different, the PT is not practised, our school unit hardly even has anything in common with those losers.  And we got gold award in scouts, so they should adopt our way instead.  They can't even time properly!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Then I left early for IVP which was equally f---ed up.  Francis Soo didn't even short-list our group and then we had to listen to the other group's crap, and they can't even speak English properly lah.  We should have been chosen like duh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Today, there was math olympiad, and I expect to get about 15 marks or slightly higher.  In short, I hope to get silver like last year.  I suspect a very small percentage will get gold.  Last year only three people.  This year maybe only one person.  I bet Marcus will get gold, even though he says he'll only get 3 marks.  Marcus very modest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111744564729768009?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111744564729768009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111744564729768009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/to-hell-and-back.html' title='To hell and back'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111715973560864823</id><published>2005-05-26T18:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T19:08:55.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Champions' League</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Jerzy Dudek&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;f---ing cheated lah!" - Myself&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Jerzy Dudek is a bloody cheat.  I know you think I'm just sore, since I am an AC Milan fan, but hear me out, k?  Most people think that Jerzy Dudek cheated because he was running around his line before the kick was being taken.  Well that was perfectly acceptable, nothing to it.  Legitimate intimidation technique.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;However, if you notice, he clearly broke one of the rules.  Before the ball was struck, he jumped forward to narrow the angle.  This is illegal.  He was clearly more than three feet off his line as he barged out.  So obviously he had a clear advantage over the penalty-taker.  The referee should have seen that.  But he didn't.  Now look at Dida, who followed exactly the rule.  He just stayed on his line before the ball was struck, and so had a disadvantage compared to Dudek.  The referee could actually have booked Dudek for his antics.  But he didn't even see it.  Knowing the huge pressure on Dudek, he might have forgotten the rule.  But the referee is paid to make these decisions and also to spot them.  I don't know what was happening.  I really don't.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111715973560864823?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111715973560864823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111715973560864823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/champions-league.html' title='Champions&apos; League'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111711111460036385</id><published>2005-05-26T05:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T05:38:34.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'>manyang and american idol</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Manyang people hot" - Myself&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;"Carrie is like a robot with a pre-recorded voice" - Cleon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Manyang not misspelling.  They have super powered biceps and are tremendously muscular.  But their personal characteristic would be their magnificent 40-inchers.  But I personally know someone from manyang who has a 46-incher.  Note that Manyang is purely fictional and based on existing characters (the two stalkers), who are fictional.  Oh wait.  Hmmm...  Anyway, I can tell you they where white skirts and are hunky but also tremendously dumb and chinky.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Now it brings me to my other substantive.  Wait... Sorry, left-over from the crappy debating.  Anyway, American Idol was so obviously rigged, if you don't believe go talk to Cleon, read newspapers for once, dope.  Or go check the net, if you know how to, three stalkers from Manyang. Or is it two?  I don't care.  Anyway, Carrie is bloody dumb lah.  Can't even speak properly.  I bet all the stupid Manyang people voted for her.  They're like "Ooh, I like her, she's as smart as we are, and she's almost as pretty as we are, oooh!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;To people from ACS(I) you know what I actually mean, eh ;-)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111711111460036385?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111711111460036385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111711111460036385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/manyang-and-american-idol.html' title='manyang and american idol'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111694043906071678</id><published>2005-05-24T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-24T06:13:59.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Personality</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"I&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;am fat, not stout." - Marcus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Hi guys.  Took several personality tests.  Anyway, I was supposedly a healer/idealist, like JFK, Julia Roberts and William Shakespeare.  However I don't care about these three people so who cares.  Then I took what kind of ruler you'd make test.  Turns out my nation would be a right-wing utopia.  My civil rights rating sucked (6%), economy owned (91%) and political rights alright (66%).  So Shaun, I am NOT a leftist.  An eye-opener.  Also took a Greek god test.  Closest to Ares, you know the useless bum guy who goes around fighting wars?  Yeah, that's the guy.  Was feeling very angsty that day, so well...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Also took musician test and I was labelled temperemental.  What can I say?  Then I took what would you do if you had a million bucks.  They decided I'd go bankrupt.  Hmmm.  They didn't tell me how much cash I earn, et cetera, so not a very fair statement.  Today went to Dunman to listen to this n00b guy with a Chinese accent.  A chink (refer to last post).  I um... framed two people and wrote a lot of nonsense.  Don't think they'd suspect it's me though, not known as the rebel kind.  Anyway the nonsense was not offensive.  Overall talk today was really really horrible.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111694043906071678?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111694043906071678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111694043906071678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/personality.html' title='Personality'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111684037040063372</id><published>2005-05-23T01:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T02:26:10.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'>racism</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"But she's a BLACK NIGGA!" - Trevor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Many people do this.  When they lose out to someone of another race they make racial slurs.  Like he's a "nigger" or "bloody white guy".  Even people of their own race are not exempt.  Have you heard of a chinese calling another guy a "chink"?  I have.  Likewise, many of these people call people "bananas".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;It's interesting as these people are usually rather sore about something.  However these can be just playful comments.  Are you one of these people?  If so are you the contemptuous or playful?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111684037040063372?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111684037040063372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111684037040063372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/racism.html' title='racism'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111659305422459902</id><published>2005-05-20T05:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-20T05:44:14.226-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bowling</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Bowling pro!" - Owman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Of course, my bowling suckzores.  Just that Owman thinks it's good because he playing first time, you know?  Well he played better than I did when I played first time.  Maybe because I was in primary one.  I dunno.  Anyway I posted real sucky scores lah.  69, 91, 98.  Something like that.  But dunno why, still one of the top in ACS(I) scouts.  Very sucky.  Bet I can't even beat anyone out of scouts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;So, how was today?  VERY bad.  I found I got like only 63% for common tests, and I went around screaming because I lost to Owman by more than 10% like what the hell?  Think 2.14 markers less strict.  Then went for scouts.  Got bloody PLTC briefing tomorrow, got to pay more than 100 bucks some more lah!  So stupid.  No go PLTC, go demerit points.  Stupid lah!  They make us pay for something compulsory and torturous.  It's like income tax lah, only worse.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111659305422459902?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111659305422459902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111659305422459902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/bowling.html' title='Bowling'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111638077250960086</id><published>2005-05-17T18:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-17T18:46:12.513-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chermaine and Huishi</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;"Stop spamming my handphone, dammit!!!" - myself&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Today was a holiday.  It was supposed to be a good day.  But I get 20 bloody smses from these two "people" and now stupid nanyang people are flooding my tagboard.  And I got woken up in the morning because of their stupid smses.  Please.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;And "Not even 20%" does not refer to intelligence.  It refers to practical skills.  Intelligence is not a practical skill alright?  See, 20% is good.  Be humble.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway, I'm dying at the moment.  Very sick, and I started going mad and punching everything I can lay my hands on after 10 messages came through.  I'm going mad too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111638077250960086?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111638077250960086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111638077250960086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/chermaine-and-huishi.html' title='Chermaine and Huishi'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111631894291927574</id><published>2005-05-17T01:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-20T05:34:34.963-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Andrew</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;"Andrew is in NCC Air, which is crazy!!!" -Lexmond (the white guy)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Andrew is this computer geek weirdo with a big red nose.  He's in NCC air and can run very very fast and is damn strong.  He likes to beat me up and slap me.  Yes... Andrew is violent.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111631894291927574?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111631894291927574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111631894291927574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/andrew.html' title='Andrew'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111606050888379317</id><published>2005-05-14T01:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-14T01:48:28.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'>After the common tests...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"i wonder whether kit lam has any friends in msn, they all probably blocked him" - Owman&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Note that kit lam is a misspelling on his part.  So, after common tests, you'd be thinking I went out to lan or at least go to some friend's house right?  Wrong.  If you didn't know I am a loner, and don't go out often with my friends.  So... what did I do?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Ok... I went home, posted the blog entry and started surfing the net.  Especially Andrew's extremely interesting blog (go visit if you want).  I am planning to seriously work out.  Like big biceps and abs.  Then I won't get into trouble with some tough gangster if he ever wants to bully me.  If I become as strong as some people (Jonathan) I'd be very happy.  Jonathan is like damn pro at everything but Chinese.  Hmmm...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Lost to Owman left hand arm-wrestling.  Beat him right-hand.  Nowadays Owman is like damn strong I bet he goes to the gym every day.  Perry Lam beat him though.  Glazer bought Man U, yay!  It will be very interesting next season to see how Man U fares.  Under Glazer, who knows, they might get relegated.  No offense to Man U supporters.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111606050888379317?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111606050888379317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111606050888379317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/after-common-tests.html' title='After the common tests...'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111596618962598007</id><published>2005-05-12T23:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-12T23:36:29.630-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Today</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Me, Eka and Hypergrav!" - Shaun&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Hypergrav in question is David Tan by the way.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Today, common tests ended and I think Math was hard but Lit was pretty good.  Anyway, Math is getting really hard nowadays.  Not hard, actually but too little time.  Hmmm...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Was thinking about old Henry Park campus and what I used to do there.  Think most of the HPPS geppers will have forgotten about it already.  Was never happy with the building, but many interesting things happened there.  Shan't disclose what, though.  Stupid Chinese teacher wants us to stay away from computers, but fat hope, man.  The only thing that'd keep me away is whacking something and I can't do that at home.  Holiday coming soon, brilliant.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111596618962598007?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111596618962598007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111596618962598007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/today.html' title='Today'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111579946068331227</id><published>2005-05-11T01:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-11T01:17:40.690-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Life Sciences</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"Man-pig lol" - Jerrold&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Life sciences suck.  Worst subject that I take.  I hope I do better in biology proper, not microbiology.  Probably gonna fail.  But luckily Chinese was damn easy, might get A1 to make up for l sci and english and all that crap.  Life sciences was so bloody weird lah.  I mean stupid Sooman is like damn dumb lah, only marginally better than June Ng.  I wanna throw the bloody tennis ball at his head.  Anyway Kuang came around today and tried to extort $25 bucks from Mong.  What a shitter.  Not gonna mug any more, my results gonna be crap, what's the point?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111579946068331227?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111579946068331227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111579946068331227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/life-sciences.html' title='Life Sciences'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111571400664469700</id><published>2005-05-10T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-11T01:13:02.526-07:00</updated><title type='text'>hist and english bloody gone</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;"It is the year of the cock,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;let me give you a chicken!" - Darren&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;I think Darren is psychotic, personally. But a rather brilliant pupil, he managed to get like 59% for common tests. Dunno how he does it without studying. Like I care, I got 69%. Anyway I'll probably do quotes from this post onwards.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway I think I'll flunk English. Man comprehension sucks lah. And history I'll probably not get 70% or higher like last time. But I say screw those subjects I don't care about them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway today I got in trouble because Darren was stealing Govind's pencil-case. Then Govind was like "Give it back or else" and Shaun and I were laughing our butts off. But stupid higher Malay guy said "If you want to make noise get out of the class". What a loser.And Michael Chee stole my stapler. Man I hate Michael Chee. He is like as good as he looks. Which basically mean he sucks and he's ugly. Anyway gotta go mug for Life Sciences I got 53% for that in T1.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111571400664469700?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111571400664469700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111571400664469700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/hist-and-english-bloody-gone.html' title='hist and english bloody gone'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111562744542215122</id><published>2005-05-09T01:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-09T01:31:01.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Revision</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I think&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;revision is a real bore, but I think it can be helped if you play games before revising, I think it give you the intellectual stimulus and the contentment that you need to concentrate more effectively on revision. Of course if you fail and your teacher asked you who has been giving you these tips it's not me, it's Marcus. Anyway, to Marcus, he just joined my service learning group. We all had to split into sub-groups, but I didn't get to choose my group because I was the leader and I get put with Mong and Justin. Man, Keet Lam really should be sacked he like never does any duties and also gets non-leader rights, &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; he gets the full cca points and IB consideration that comes with it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Leadership is not very enjoyable, and I wish I could be host of some event so I can say like "Screw off your time is over". Oh well. I'll never be host, not important enough in school. I will probably try to lighten atmosphere by telling jokes especially if audience is entirely male. Easier for them to understand.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111562744542215122?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111562744542215122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111562744542215122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/revision.html' title='Revision'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111553062121228704</id><published>2005-05-07T22:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-07T22:37:01.216-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Common Tests</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;This is really bad.  Common tests are like two days away and I don't even have my files at home.  If I was some loser like Darren who doesn't studay at all I might fail my tests but thankfully I've generally managed to maintain above average standars even when I don't mug before tests.  Anyway keeping Adwyn's advice in mind I've been drinking MUG root beer so I can mug but don't think it'll work cos I don't have anything to mug.  So now I meditate and try and ace a few subjects.  Anyway, I'm failing Life Sciences for sure and I want to beat Marcus again.  Shouldn't be that difficult.  If I maintain results last term I'm headed to IB, but really I dunno how I'm gonna do that.  I'll just try and get a good testimony for IB and see how it goes.  If I get under 65% for these tests I think I'll freak out.  Should be able to beat Owman.  Think my future is gonna be bright if I get 80% for these tests.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111553062121228704?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111553062121228704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111553062121228704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/common-tests.html' title='Common Tests'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111543150007810684</id><published>2005-05-06T18:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-06T19:05:00.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>missing posts</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Well you&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;may be wondering what happened to the missing post.  I deleted it.  The allegations were a little provocative and I decided that I had better take it down before anyone reads it (let's hope you didn't).  Anyway, yesterday I went to NYGH for um Public Speaking Competition.  The judges were crap.  Everyone knows that ACS should have won, or at least gotten into top 3.  But who won?  RGS.  Now I say that's biased because the event is hosted in a girls' school and it's Raffles, man.  Who took second? NYGH.  Host school man, we gotta give them something.  And third? HCI.  Brother school, huh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;"&gt;Anyway, ACS did really well and I mean, I can't complain performance wise.  JC was real cute in the ad and our ad was definitely the best, man, the funniest and the best.  Poor ACS.  Have to listen to those boring losers when we should be at home studying for common tests.  Ah well.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111543150007810684?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111543150007810684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111543150007810684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/missing-posts.html' title='missing posts'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111519639387246998</id><published>2005-05-04T01:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-04T01:46:33.880-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Overview of school</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Drong declared a holiday today.  Hasn't decided on any fixed date yet, but will probably be after Vesak Day.  Another thing.  I passed NAPFA.  Probably gonna be a bronze, which is a pity, because my flexibility is really poor.  As I said, taller people have it easy.  My 2.4km timing was also rather dismal.  However, I was only aiming to pass, because of my "sit and reach" score where I got an E.  Next year, chin-ups.  Heaven help me because I cannot even do one.  Really weak you know?  Also lost my wallet twice today, but found it both times.  Performance in soccer today was dismal, only got in one decent cross, and all my shots either saved or wasted.  Missed an open goal.  I blame my height, I couldn't reach the ball properly.  Yeah, anyway I think everything boils down to height for me.  Hope to do better in next soccer match.  ACS(I) is still one of if not the best school in Singapore.  If you can, join the IB stream.  Can also join after you get O Levels.  If I am not wrong you roughly need 6 points to enrol.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111519639387246998?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111519639387246998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111519639387246998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/overview-of-school.html' title='Overview of school'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111511011904680315</id><published>2005-05-03T01:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-03T01:48:39.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Insecurity over height</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;You probably know this already, but i am short.  Very short.  And it really makes you feel insecure you know, to see these 1.8 m giants tower over your 1.68m frame.  If you were only 1.68 m you would know what I am talking about.  Like today at Chinatown there were these tall white guys and I felt like a complete midget.  And short people generally run more slowly than others, not to mention do worse in NAPFA.  If I was 1.8 m tall I might have gotten a gold but NO I am only 1.68m tall.  Sigh...  Maybe I might grow a little more, but right now I find solace in laughing at my even shorter classmates.  Act of a complete loser, eh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111511011904680315?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111511011904680315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111511011904680315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/insecurity-over-height.html' title='Insecurity over height'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12589699.post-111502643510304105</id><published>2005-05-02T02:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-02T02:33:55.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Greetings</title><content type='html'>This is labour day extended holiday.  Greetings.  There is never anything to do on these long long weekends.  But study.  But hey, common tests are gonna be over soon.  Hello pltc after that.  Push-ups wont be a problem I think, but discipline might.  We'll see how it goes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12589699-111502643510304105?l=nonupdater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111502643510304105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12589699/posts/default/111502643510304105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonupdater.blogspot.com/2005/05/greetings.html' title='Greetings'/><author><name>...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14629716618632462277</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
